This Man Wants to ‘Save the World’ By Letting You Jerk Off Into a Computer

Man is forever questing for a robot they can put their dick in. But most existing fuckable robots on the market are not exactly seductive: Often, they’re either designed like something out of The Ring or glorified toasters with silicone vulvas attached to a motor. 

In the fuckable appliance category, a new entry emerges: A guy named Bryan claims to have developed an AI-powered fuck-sleeve that talks back and responds to inputs (like fingers or a penis), depending how deeply you penetrate it. He calls it Orifice, a “silicone adult toy for men with a computer vision system, text to speech, speech to text, an LLM [large language model], and generative moaning,” according to the project website. 

When I first came across the Orifice on Twitter, where it’s gone viral with its promo video getting more than 10 million views as of writing, I thought it seemed like an interesting DIY sex toy. But Bryan told me he thinks AI fucksleeves can “save the world,” because “the relationship between women and men is broken,” he said. “The top 20% in the gene pool don't care. Their not caring is genetic warfare. All social action taken against Orifice, all protest, be it in the form of tweet or article or legislation will be gene warfare.”